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Joke of the Day
"I swear babe, I'm a virgin, it must be a miracle. *Joseph rolls eyes"
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"Why does black lives matter affect the postal service? They have white mail privilege."
"High grades The son comes to his father: ""Dad, I got a 7.5 on my test"" ""Congratulations son! In which test?"" ""Breathalyzer. And they kept your car..."""
"What do you call someone who crashes flying dinosaurs into buildings? A pterrorist"
"Cry Baby - by Liza Weeping"
"Netflix just asked me ""Are you really going to eat that too?"""
"Sometimes I wonder how vegans can survive off what little they can eat. Then I remember they just feed off attention."
"I still don't understand how finishing my food is going to save a starving child in Africa."
"Where does Sean Connery sit? In the toilet."
"Excuse me, do you have a valentine's card that says ""You're the love of my life""? - Yes. - Great. Give me 10."