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Joke of the Day
"What do you do with an epileptic in a bathtub? Laundry."
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"Some of you may be dismayed by Ted Cruz's recent annoucements But please remember that ""pulling out"" is the only acceptable way for a Christian to terminate a presidency"
"What is a sorority girl's favorite type of cheese? Feta"
"Pandora thinking I want to hear a Coldplay song should count as cyberbullying"
"What is Donald Trump's favorite flavor of Tic Tac? ..... Tempermint"
"What do you call street entertainers from the spirit world? Ghost Buskers"
"What moved less than Jenny McCarthy's forehead tonight? Mariah Carey's mouth."
"What's the best thing about AIDS? You're always positive"
"What's the difference between a nun and a woman taking a bath? The nun has hope in her soul, and the woman has soap in her hole. EDIT: NSFW?"
"Anyway, I heard some ""Norwegian black metal"" today. Let's just say there's a reason no one ever built cities on it..."