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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a nun and a woman taking a bath? The nun has hope in her soul, and the woman has soap in her hole. EDIT: NSFW?"

"If a pregnant friend tells you what the kid's name will be just whisper ""AND THE DARK LORD'S PROPHECY WILL BE FULFILLED."" They love that."

"""I don't watch tv"" proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day on the internet."

"""Wife stabs husband with squirrel"" was on the news.. Does anyone know how to sharpen a Squirrel?"

"Why did the dog run in circles? He was a watchdog and needed winding."

"What's the difference between a lonely person getting trolled and a wanted sexual offender? Ones a pranked Redditor, the other is a ranked predator."

"What does Gucci say when it's cold outside? It's fucking cold"

"Don't ask God to cure cancer & world poverty. He's too busy finding you a parking space & fixing the weather for your barbecue."

"I don't remember When I was born, I was given a choice - A big dick or a great memory. I don't remember, what I chose."

"Every morning I wake up and every morning there is no breakfast in bed. We have got to do something about this level of poverty!"