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Joke of the Day

"What is a sorority girl's favorite type of cheese? Feta"

"What do you call a PED for bears? Polaroids."

"A guy is watching TV and suddenly Yells, ""Don't enter that church you fool!"" His wife asks him, ""What are you watching?"" ""OUR WEDDING!"""

"My neighbours just submitted a petition that I stop setting traps for stray pigs after I caught my 16th police man today."

"The three unwritten rules of /r/cleanjokes are: 1. 2. 3."

"What did Oscar Pistorius say when his cellmate asked him how he ended up in prison? ""I'm stumped."""

"Why can trains go for longer than cars? Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems."

"Have you ever had sex while camping.... It's fucking in-tents"

"How about a restaurant where the minute you walk in you lose cell service and your camera app is disabled we'll call it ""ENJOY YOUR LIVES"""

"What does Santa Claus call his more thuggish elves? Gangsta wrappers!"