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Joke of the Day
"What is a sorority girl's favorite type of cheese? Feta"
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"I'm not fat. My stomach is 3D"
"What do Dothraki use to count their horses? A Khalculator"
"[hits rock bottom] rock bottom : *calls 911 for being assaulted*"
"What do a call a fish with no eyes A blind fish"
"I am against Picketing But I don't know how to show it"
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"A crow once made plans to hang out with me, but he never showed up... ... because he got arrested for attempted murder."
"A woman is calling her cell provider... Woman: I don't get my text messages Tech support: Have you tried reading them again?"
"I like telling science puns... Just to see the reaction..."