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Joke of the Day

"Want to hear something funny? Women's Rights."

"I didn't fall for you, you f*cking tripped me"

"I made an late-night appointment with my escort But she informed me she is only working normal orifice-hours these days."

"Fun Fact: Vegetarians live up to nine years longer than meat-eaters. Nine horrible, tedious, meaningless, worthless, meatless years."

"The Nigerian Government is now offering a $3m reward for the safe return of the missing girls. All you need to do is provide your name, address, date of birth, bank details and mother's maiden name."

"Did you guys know a Mexican's brain is the most expensive out all the race? Because its brand new and never been used"

"what fandom, despite only 1 book in the franchise, has been obsesing over it since the begeinning? christianity"

"I ate five cans of alphabet soup..... I had the biggest vowel movement of my life."

"I listen to Ed Sheeran in the same way I stuff an entire cupcake in my mouth over the sink hoping no one will see."

"I'm going to get a 100 dollar bill tattooed on my dick. I mean, what woman wouldn't blow a hundred dollars?"