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Joke of the Day

"Some of you may be dismayed by Ted Cruz's recent annoucements But please remember that ""pulling out"" is the only acceptable way for a Christian to terminate a presidency"

"What kind of tape do kidnappers use? abDUCT tape"

"No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping paper tube is still a sword"

"Bridge is like sex If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."

"Art is when u fart without F."

"Heard about the gay author? His new book will be coming out soon."

"What do Caitlyn Jenner and WWII have in common? The Battle of the Bulge."

"When I die I'm going to donate my body to science. That's the only way I'll ever get into medical school."

"I never drop names but I frequently drop babies."

"Chuck Norris makes onions cry when he cuts them up."