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Joke of the Day

"Pandora thinking I want to hear a Coldplay song should count as cyberbullying"

"Whipped cream is just shaving cream that does whatever it's girlfriend tells it to do."

"Before you unleash her inner goddess, try to find out if she's channeling Aphrodite or Medusa."

"I'll take ""That's Not A Category"" for $200, Alex. ""That's not a category."" Yes, that's right. ""That's not a category."" I chose that, yes."

"A blind judge conducted a trial.. And even after no one managed to provide a substantial incriminating evidence he still condemned the defendant. he couldn't see the truth."

"Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, ""We are family, even though you're fatter than me."""

"I don't trust atoms. Because they make up everything"

"he literally just said, ""everyone's saying i won the debate."" is it possible...hear me out...trump has an imaginary friend named Everyone?"

"What do you call a bench with white people? the NBA"

"HA! [That's close enough.](http://windows.microsoft.com/en-us/internet-explorer/downloads/ie-9/worldwide-languages)"