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Joke of the Day

"What do you call street entertainers from the spirit world? Ghost Buskers"

"Genders are like political parties... There are many, but only 2 actually matter."

"Remember, when someone calls you mean... just tell them that you prefer the term average."

"[After date, walking her to her door] Her: Thanks. I would invite you in, but I don't want to."

"Q: Why did the IRS recently audit Bill Clinton? A: Because he filed as head of the household."

"What do lesbians in Alaska sing? What would you do ew ew in a Klondike bar."

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None because feminists can't change anything."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! B-4 ! B-4 who ? B-4 I freeze to death please open this door !"

"Diner: May I please have a glass of water? Waiter: Why are you thirsty? Diner: No I want to see if my neck leaks."

"What's it called when two perfectionists sleep together? Anal sex."