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Joke of the Day
"What is Donald Trump's favorite flavor of Tic Tac? ..... Tempermint"
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"With elections coming soon, my coworker asked me who my favorite president was. I said JFK, because he's so open-minded."
"How is it that magic carpets are able to fly? They are powered by turban engines."
"I keep telling Redditors ADHD doesn't actually exi..... ....hey look, a birdie!"
"I'm tired.... I hear there is a nap for that."
"When does a boy scout become a man? When he eats his first brownie!"
"Cop: Sir, have you been drinking? Driver: Go, Pikachu! Thunderbolt! Cop: Sir, did you just throw a hamster at my head?"
"Condom Warning Condoms no longer guarantee safe sex. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband."
"BREAKING: Mel Gibson will reprise his role in the sequel to 'What Women Want'. The sequel will be called 'What Stupid Fucking Whores Want'."
"""It's all about being confident in the way your butthole looks."" - cats."