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Joke of the Day

"Two deer walk out of a gay bar One turns to the other and says, ""I can't believe I blew 20 bucks in there!"""

"Everybody laughed when I told them I was going to become a comedian They're not laughing now!"

"TIL it's impossible to stick your tongue out and look up at the same time Without looking like a twat"

"7yr old: What's 10+10+10+25+25+5+1+1? Me: Math"

"Q: What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute? A: Your Job still sucks"

"Did you hear about the penis-less man that got excited? He just came out of nowhere"

"When Asian tourists ask me to take their picture for them; I always say, ""Okay let's do one more but this time don't squint"

"What kind of vehicle did they use to transport prisoners to concentration camps during the holocaust? Ju-Haul"

"I often antagonize black people in hopes they call me a jive turkey."

"Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics."