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Joke of the Day

"Two deer walk out of a gay bar One turns to the other and says, ""I can't believe I blew 20 bucks in there!"""

"I've seen in war movies where women have to smother their crying babies to get them to be quiet so how come never on an airplane?"

"How do you make a door cry? You twist its knob. edit: grammar"

"What did Bill Clinton find attractive about Monica Lewinsky? He said she had the prettiest smile he ever came across."

"Absolutely is my favourite nothing to do..."

"*slips into milk bath* *starts drinking*"

"what do you mean I never take you anywhere we just took a 365 day trip around the sun"

"What do you call a dance party in Colorado? Shake 'n Bake."

"What's the saddest sea-creature? abalonely"

"There's no one worse than the first person to give a standing ovation in a crowd forcing everyone else to get up and clap."