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Joke of the Day
"I ran a whole 5K and didn't even eradicate cancer"
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"Most people don't think I'm as old as I am until they hear me stand up"
"My doctor wrote me a prescription... It writes dailysex but my girlfriend insists it's dyslexia"
"What do you call a number that can't keep still? A roamin numeral."
"Why doesn't the United States have to worry about a North Korean nuclear missile attack? we have the Iron Giant"
"What is black and white and red all over, and spins in circles? A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door."
"What's the difference between drunk people and black people? Drunk people are found **IN** bars. Black people are found **BEHIND** them."
"""Sorry, I lost the name of that person you just met 5 mins ago. But check this out, I found the complete lyrics to Paul Revere!"" - my brain"
"ME: I'll sleep on it. MATTRESS SALESMAN: Ok. ME: So wrap it up. I'd like to sleep on it tonight. MATTRESS SALESMAN: Oh, you want the... ok."
"Uh, excuse me, Mr. Swagger, Either walk a little faster or buy a belt. Thanks, homie."