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Joke of the Day

"I ran a whole 5K and didn't even eradicate cancer"

"If you got ten times as much pussy as me you're still getting zero. Bitch."

"The funniest joke of all time tbh My life... God seems to be laughing..."

"What do you get when you cross a cricket with a bat? Nothing as they cannot breed with eachother"

"How can you get hundreds of women wet all at once? Go to a john mayer concert!"

"Some kids called me fatty as I walked down the street today. I just turned the other chin."

"Did you hear about the cannibal Bob Marley? He shit the sheriff (but he did not shit the deputy)."

"If the next iPhone is a 6s... Does that mean the one after that will be a failure?"

"Football legend Michael Owen has announced he's releasing a new fragrance It's going to be called ""My Cologne""."

"Why wasn't Boy George any good at English? because he always put 5 commas before chameleon."