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Joke of the Day

"two groan worthy jokes I made up over breakfast 1.Q. What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon? A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship? A. Mech-a"

"[my kid, literally every school morning] ""I hate mornings. I'm not getting up"" [1st day of summer vacation] ""dad, can we watch the sunrise"""

"Donald Trump is raping the republican party unlike the female body, the GOP has no power to shut it down."

"When do we need airplane noises? NEEEEEEEEOOOOOOWWWWWWW"

"I wonder if Satan ever gets tired of getting Xmas letters from dyslexic kids."

"An Exam paper walks into a bar. An Exam paper walks into a bar, sits down and says, ""So, bartender, what will I have?""."

"Hey! You got your chatroulette in my peanut butter."

"Robin Williams. Did you hear about Robin Williams dying? They said it was arson but I doubtfire.."

"Why couldn't the bike stand by itself? because it was two tired"

"Why didn't Mark Hamill go crazy while voice acting as the Joker? Because he overcame the dark side"