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Joke of the Day
"Abraham Lincoln was better at finishing plays than the Seahawks."
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"What did the abused wife say about her husband? Beats me."
"what if an italian guy smoked weed, he might say ""emma stone"""
"Interviewer: So when did you decide you wanted to be a sumo wrestler? Me: When someone tried to get me onto the dancefloor at a wedding."
"An English man, an Irish man, and a Scots man walk into a pub. They head to the bar and the bartender says, ""what is this, some kind of joke?!"""
"My penis is like a door Welcome to all"
"What's a nanny's favorite letter? I don't know, but it's not E."
"Gonna start feeding my dog condoms, so when she poops they're already in tiny little bags!"
"Q: What's brown and in a baby's diaper? A: Michael Jackson's hand !!"
"A Roman walks into a bar Holds up two fingers and says five beers please."