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Joke of the Day
"""Wish You Were Beer!"" Wait...no...that's right...send."
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"Mitt Romney Runs for president."
"Sicilian saying ""When you wake up with four balls, your enemy is behind you."""
"What do you call a tube with a degree? A graduated cylinder."
"BREAKING: Israel Planning Surgery to Have its Dick Removed From GOP candidates Mouths"
"Wife: I think we need a break. *Titanic crashes into iceberg* Husband: THAT WHAT YOU WANTED? Wife: Yes."
"I like my women like I like my coffee... ...with extra large cups."
"What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? Santa stops at 3 ho's."
"If my mouth could get pregnant, an entire box of fudge-pops would be taking paternity tests."
"Q: Why do men like blonde jokes?? A: Because they can understand them."