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Joke of the Day

"It's not funny when a First Lady runs for President. It's Hillary-ous."

"How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year."

"What did the guy say when he found out that his wife's breast s had implants? ""THOSE ARE SILLY CONES"""

"I just ordered a Fitbit and my bank called to see if my card was stolen."

"What do 'Game of Thrones' and 'The Sixth Sense' have in common? Icy dead people"

"Still waiting for the FedEx joke? OP didn't deliver."

"[Question] Where did that offensive joke post go? I'm pretty sure I saved it to make reference to eventually and now I cannot find it. There was some gold in there."

"What do you call a picture of Simon Pegg's brother? JPEG"

"son you're getting older and one way I show my trust in you is letting you tackle some tough jobs on your own; bathing the cat for starters"

"My childhood joke Teacher: Why are you late? Student: Because of the sign on the road. Teacher: What type of sign? Student: The sign that says, ""School Ahead, Go Slow.""!"