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Joke of the Day

"So, two yogurts walk into a bar The bar tender says ""hey, what do you think you're doing? We don't serve you here!"" And the Yogurts respond ""Why? We're two cultured individuals."""

"I used to hate my job moving air around... But now I'm a big fan."

"Cat saves kid? Please. My cat would've pushed me into traffic, stolen my identity, & would be living it up in Mexico by now."

"I love the way that the earth rotates it really makes my day"

"son ur mom told me u & ur gf broke up today? *puts hand on sons shoulder* if u had bought a pet falcon like i told u she woulda never left u"

"I was going to tell a Periodic table joke... ...But they all Argon"

"I suffer from a rare condition called OCDC, which forces me to salute all of those who are about to rock."

"""And the Lord said unto John......."

"Where does a dog go when he loses his tail The dock."

"I'd make a great housewife. I'd boil you a chicken every night. I'd boil you so many meats."