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Joke of the Day

"I've got a ""bun"" (baby) in the ""oven"" (oven)!"

"I was told I couldn't change religion because I wasn't circumcised .. Guess I'm just not cut out to be a Jew."

"Why can't girls count to 70? 'Cause 69's a mouthful!"

"How would a Muslim describe Castro's gay, atheist lover? In Fidel."

"What does a baby smell like in a microwave? Nsfw I don't know I was too busy jerking off."

"On average, a person has sex 86 times a year. Apparently, this is going to be one hell of a week."

"What shoes does ninjas use? Sneakers."

"I'm not racist. I'm not racist, racism is a crime and crime is for black people."

"The greatest plot twist of all time is in the Bible where, halfway through, God suddenly turns out to be nice."

"According to my Ex, we only had 2 problems: 1. Me. 2. Not her."