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Joke of the Day
"I'm not racist. I'm not racist, racism is a crime and crime is for black people."
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"Anyone wanna have a pun war? Just for phun.?"
"The best part about being a grown-up is not having to answer to ANYONE! (What's that, honey? Be right there.)"
"Got kicked off the cruise ship after three day of constantly saying ""poop deck"" & snickering."
"When a movie says ""Based on a true story."" it means this is sort of what happened but with way uglier people."
"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff [Punchline](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zXDo4dL7SU)"
"If you're a vegan who ran a marathon & got your dogs from a shelter, how do you decide which thing to wedge into the conversation first?"
"ME: [practising my samurai sword moves in the mirror] [ever so slightly later] ME: [dying from massive blood loss]"
"*proposes to girlfriend, accidentally dropping the ring in the ocean* ""I'll still marry you"" No. I'm married to the sea now *dives in*"
"A man comes into the doctor's office the doctor says: ""Clean that up yourself."""