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Joke of the Day
"On average, a person has sex 86 times a year. Apparently, this is going to be one hell of a week."
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"Rape Jokes General I was raping a woman the other night and she said ""Please, think of my children!"" Kinky bitch."
"""What is your greatest strength""? Brevity."
"""I'm Bill Gates, today I'll teach you how to count to 10"" 1, 2, 3, NT, 95, 98, 2000, Me, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10"
"What do a hockey player and a hippie chick have in common? They both shower after 3 periods."
"Santa has blue balls 364 days out of the year.. He only comes once a year"
"Never trust a dog to watch your food."
"Nowadays, most of the children dream about an IPhone, when I was a child I wanted a dog."
"*crawls up from backseat* *slowly pulls off paper bag from head* What? No... I'm not embarrassed by your driving"
"I'm really conflicted about abortion. I support killing babies, but I don't support giving women a choice."