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Joke of the Day
"If a camera adds on 10 pounds..... If a camera adds on 10 pounds, do African children even exist?"
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"I've been in line at the DMV for 1.5 hrs so my distaste for the general population is at an all time high right now."
"My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside."
"How do you make a cat sounds like a dog? Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire. *WOOF*!"
"My brother ran into my room just now and said ""Someone dumped exactly seven used condoms on my bed!"" I said: ""Huh, that's odd."""
"I wonder be sad when Gabe Newell dies. He'll rise from the dead in three days."
"HER: Are you free Friday night? ME: Let me check my colander. HER: Your... ME: *checking* Nope, sorry, I'll be making spaghetti."
"What does an Eskimo do if his house falls down? Igloos it back together."
"Want to feel old? Tsar Simeon I of Bulgaria would be 1,150 years old today!"
"My friends are starting to figure out that I got Botox in my forehead because I can't raise my eyebrows. Why am I not surprised?"