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Joke of the Day
"What shoes does ninjas use? Sneakers."
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"-Hi, do you have books on midget discrimination? -Yeah, look on that top shelf in the corner"
"What's small, black and full of cobwebs? An ethiopian's asshole."
"What is the Funniest Joke You Can Think of Make it hilarious please."
"I'm like the weatherman and all this snow lately... ...always telling them it's going to be 12 inches but really only giving them 2."
"You know what bothers me? When people assume you're homeless cause you're asleep on the street and your pants are gone.."
"What's mostly red and has 2 legs? Half of a cat."
"Nepal: ""just like awkwardly stack two triangles to make our flag"" All the other countries have rectangles ""TWO TRIANGLES"" Alright ok fine"
"My new girlfriend says she has a water fetish apparently it gets her wet"
"A skeleton walks into a bar... and he orders a beer and a mop."