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Joke of the Day
"Why can't girls count to 70? 'Cause 69's a mouthful!"
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"I saw my waitress had a black eye so I ordered really slow Since she's obviously not good at listening."
"I'm Mexican and my teacher asked me to turn in my essay. But I ain't no snitch."
"I've just started a band. We're called 1023MB. We haven't got a gig yet."
"Years ago, scientists knew barely anything about space! It was probably because those scientists were babies"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cricket ! Cricket who ? Cricket neck means I can't lift anything !"
"Why did the investor invest in exercise equipment? Because it was worth the weight!"
"I love eating Swiss pancakes. They're like regular pancakes but neutral, so I can eat as many as I want."
"What is a dog's favourite sport ? Formula 1 drooling !"
"I'm surprised more people didn't know about the NSA spying programs I mean most of our computers are labelled ""Intel"""