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Joke of the Day

"I was told I couldn't change religion because I wasn't circumcised .. Guess I'm just not cut out to be a Jew."

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"Last night I was with a girl... ...she told me she wanted me to give her 9 inches and make it hurt. So I fucked her 3 times and punched her in the jaw."
"Carpenters are only in it for them shelves."
"Happy Dhanteras. If you buy gold today, you'll become rich tomorrow. Except for gold merchants. Who sell gold & become rich today only."
"What is Walter White's favourite band? Well it's not Saving Jane, that's for sure."
"My doctor recommended that I should stab an unsuspecting coworker, or do some anger management or something."
"Floyd was supposed to hug his wife and fight his opponent he got them mixed up."
"A girl goes to the doctor... A girl asks her doctor ""Are there many calories in sperm?"". Doc replies ""Look love, if you swallow, no one cares how fat you are!""."
"What do you call sex on a beach? Intercoarse"
"I wore a Seattle Seahawks jersey to my midterm today. I know I shouldn't but ill pass."