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Joke of the Day
"What's the one thing a hoarder has no trouble letting go of? Their mind"
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"Q. Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner? A. In the pages of a romance novel."
"An Apple a day may keep the Doctor away!!!... But an Onion a day keeps Everybody away!!!"
"I fucking hate double standards... If a girl sleeps with a load of different men, she's a slut. But when a guy does it he's a homosexual?"
"People who walk in front of the theater screen while you're watching a pirated movie on your computer are so rude."
"99% of the world can't count. I'm just glad I'm part of the other 4%."
"concerned about people posting false lunches. lying about the food they ate on here. fraud meals. please start putting the receipts up"
"What is the best part of Pokemon Go? I can ride my bike indoors and professor oak can't do anything to stop me."
"No one seems to care how NYC's smallest residents are handling this heatwave, which is why I'm asking you to join my Shave The Rats campaign"
"Jaws How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff? She left her Head & Shoulders on the beach"