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Joke of the Day

"Jaws How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff? She left her Head & Shoulders on the beach"

"My wife is extremely pissed off At least my girlfriend understands"

"Why does the indian rain dance always work? Becuase they keep dancing until it works."

"A Mexican, a Jew, and a Italian walk into a bar..... The bartender looks up with a scowl and says..... Get the fuck out of here..."

"*firefighter wraps me in blanket after he rescues me* Um I just came out of a fire so I'm pretty hot actually"

"Hey girls, you are not a ""mommy"" just because you own a dog. You have to have a kid to be a mommy. If you are a mommy, then I am a dragon."

"They just discovered a lesbian dinosaur and are calling it... Lickalotapus."

"I don't care how polite your sign is, i'm flushing the toilet paper."

"What drink does hitler hate the most? Juice"

"How did Isis move from 5th wanted terrorist group to the most wanted terrorist group? They cut a head"