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Joke of the Day

"What is the best part of Pokemon Go? I can ride my bike indoors and professor oak can't do anything to stop me."

"I was in a band called Obese Bastards. What can I say. We went through a stage."

"I'am looking for a bank loan which can perform two things Give me a Loan and then leave me Alone"

"When I bought pizza today my hands started to spasm You could say I got Little Seizures."

"you're her boyfriend?! That's cool! I'm her manfriend!"

"K: 1s(2)2s(2)2p(6)3s(2)3p(6)4s(1) Or you can write it in noble gas notation as [Ar]4s(1) and all of those numbers argon. (OC)"

"what's grey and comes in quarts? an elephant"

"Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails? She was always using fowl language."

"And that's why I never argue with my wife. Wife : Don't forget to pick up kids from school. Me : It's Saturday, they're both upstairs. Wife : It's Wednesday and we've three kids."

"Why can't pirates wear sunglasses? Because they have no buccaneers! Happy speak like a pirate day!"