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Joke of the Day

"Q. Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner? A. In the pages of a romance novel."

"The problem is I'm really tired... But I hear there's a nap for that."

"Did you hear about that religious airline? Their prophets are soaring"

"Yo mommas so ugly that even her dildo has to take Viagra"

"Walked in lecture hall mid-lecture and the professor yells ""CAN I HELP YOU?!"" ""No thanks, I'm just browsing."""

"I think Inception really hit home with me because it's basically a story about sleeping."

"I wish women would put the toilet seat back up after they're done using it."

"This 'Planking' craze has really taken off... The old man who lives next door to me has been lying face-down in his back yard for three days now."

"A German walks into a French bar There is no counter."

"In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized."