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Joke of the Day

"Q. Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner? A. In the pages of a romance novel."

"I nearly bought a car today but had a lucky escape when I checked the fine print I discovered it had driver aids ..!"

"What do you call ten rabbits walking backwards? A receding HARE line!"

"Why didn't Sug Knight talk to the police? Because the g is silent"

"Why didn't the lesbian go to the bread festival? She already gets two times the normal amount of yeast."

"My dog jumps so much, I think she might have a disease Seems like leaprosy"

"I'll be honest, the only time I'd ever want to be 'Keeping Up With The Kardashians' would be if I was chasing them With an axe."

"R.I.P. 2013 (2013-2013)"

"What do you call an angry German? sauerkraut! (sour kraut)"

"Where do chicken strips find love? Chicken tinder ~Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem"