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Joke of the Day

"I fucking hate double standards... If a girl sleeps with a load of different men, she's a slut. But when a guy does it he's a homosexual?"

"What sucks about being an egg? You get laid once, and it's by your mom."

"Why would anyone trust Chewbacca to fly the millennium falcon? He's such a wookie pilot. I had three Star Wars jokes prior to this. But none were any good."

"My friends are named after what they do... My friend Butch is a butcher, my friend Taylor is a tailor, and my black friend's name is Rob"

"So, you're telling me my credit score should have three digits?"

"How do you spell anarchy? Any way you fucking want."

"Name brands really are better. For instance, I just found out that the Tide pen works much better on stains than regular pens"

"Which class the The Flash hated the most while in college? Physics..."

"What did the cannibal get when he showed up late to the party? A cold shoulder"

"If there was a black character in the game of Clue... The game would be called ""Solved."""