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Joke of the Day

"People who walk in front of the theater screen while you're watching a pirated movie on your computer are so rude."

"I'm hesitant to use the word ""genius,"" but I just answered the last five questions on Sesame Street correctly."

"I was given a load of plasticine for Christmas... I'm not sure what to make of it."

"I like my women like I like my milk... Rich, white, and 2% fat"

"A repost walks into a bar"

"Let's play hide and sex. I mean seek. Damn it. Seek. Unless you're okay with hide and sex. I'll meet you in the hall closet in one minute."

"What do you call a fat mexican jedi? Obese Juan Kenobi"

"If Spooning leads to Forking, what does Knifing lead to? Abortions."

"The ultimate comfort food: a blanket made out of grilled cheese sandwiches."

"The Russians official stance on the downed MH17 flight: Donetsk, don't tell."