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Joke of the Day
"What sentence is vastly shorter after you remove one word from it? Child porn"
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"What do you call a Muslim who is notoriously late for everything? 9/12"
"Don't be an ass, be an arse. Do it with class."
"Life is like a box of condoms... I haven't done anything with mine yet."
"A man was looking under a microscope . He couldn't see anything. Suggest a reason why. He was blind..."
"Three hunters come across some tracks in the middle of the woods... The first hunter says its wolf tracks the second says its bear tracks the third was hit by a trian"
"One i made up for my mexican friends. If a Rabbi blesses food it's kosher. What do you call enchilada sauce bkessed by a priest? A: HOLY MOLE' Thank you, I'll be in r/dadjokes all week!"
"I'm a perfectionist when it comes to being imperfect."
"What do you get the girl who has everything? Penicillin."
"Q: How many Serbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two-one to shoot the old bulb out and one to screw the new one in."