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Joke of the Day
"What do you get the girl who has everything? Penicillin."
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"You guys, my mom wants to know if any of you are going to give her grandchildren."
"What do you call a Chinese millionaire? Cha Ching"
"I always keep a gun in my pocket so people won't think I'm happy to see them."
"*she hears me singing in the shower* Her: oh he's so cute *she hears a guitar amp click on and feedback ring out* Her: NATE NOOOOOOOOOOOO"
"When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas!"
"Do you know why Santa Claus doesn't have any kids? Because he only gets to come once a year and thats down a chimney."
"Justin Bieber.... I have recently changed the sound of my alarm clock to ""Justin Bieber - Baby"". Now I wake up 5 minutes earlier every day, so I don't have to listen to it."
"A psychic midget escaped from jail... Police bulletin read, ""Small medium at large."""
"Roses are red, Violets are Blue .. Nothing poetic, they are just facts."