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Joke of the Day

"A man was looking under a microscope . He couldn't see anything. Suggest a reason why. He was blind..."

"There's one thing I've learned after my son got hit in the face with dog excrement. I'm rather good at golf."

"it's been 12 years since Shrek came out, I still can't get over the fact that Donkey had sex with a dragon.."

"When an intoxicated person is blabbering, 60% of whatever he/she says is true."

"How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to go to the corner."

"Why do astronauts bring their phone into space? Because they can get 4g"

"How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor? Send them the Fine Brothers."

"What would you do if a kid in your class jumped out of set and took of his shirt, then ran out of the class and hoped onto a segway."

"I just gave my new secretary a sexy dress for her first week's salary. Next week, I'm going to raise her salary."

"If you enjoy sitting around and doing nothing, I'm your girl."