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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Muslim who is notoriously late for everything? 9/12"
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"I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small."
"I had to fire my tennis doubles partner today. I told him his services were no longer required."
"What do you call an Elf that sings? A wrapper! Merry Christmas. I hope you got what you wished for. ( )"
"If an airplane from West Africa was flying during the Northern Lights, and there was a sick passenger onboard... ...would it be Aurora Ebola-alis?"
"What do priests have in common with my dad's BBQs? They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns."
"what do bieber and grumpy cat have in common? What do bieber and grumpy cat have in common? They are both pussies who were discovered on the internet."
"riddler: check out aquaman's new tweet: ""on my way to destroy the legion of doom with fam"" lex luthor: you follow aquaman? LOL others: LOL"
"Scientists have proved that there are two things in the air that cause women to get pregnant. Their legs."
"So a man had his eye lids burned off in a fire and the doctors used a new procedure to replace them with his foreskin He came out just fine besides being a little cockeyed."