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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Muslim who is notoriously late for everything? 9/12"
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"*knock knock* Who's there? To. To who? To *whom*."
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"My girlfriend told me to stop singing wonderwall... I said maybe..."
"I loved Star Trek Into Darkness, but I have to admit the movie did have its pros and Khans"
"What's your favorite color?"
"The biggest joke of 2015.. When you have Donald Trump, Hilary Clinton, and Deez Nuts running for President."
"gOOD JOKE Bug run up tree into butthole."