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Joke of the Day

"One i made up for my mexican friends. If a Rabbi blesses food it's kosher. What do you call enchilada sauce bkessed by a priest? A: HOLY MOLE' Thank you, I'll be in r/dadjokes all week!"

"I know the voices in my head aren't real but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!"

"Women need to learn that ""most of my friends are guys"" just means you have a list of dudes who are trying to bone you."

"Canada's navy"

"Why can't the two melons get married? I don't know but they cantaloupe."

"What did the black hole say to the Catholic priest? ""I'm sorry, father. I'm rather critical of mass."""

"Q: How do you know when you're at a hillbilly wedding? A: Everyone is sitting on the same side of the church."

"The animals that like to be pet are the ones that feel the best to touch how dope is that"

"[Romeo and Juliet as turtles] ROMEO: Death hath sucked the honey of thy breath JULIET: I'm just stuck on my back R: we're turtles, Juliet"

"Why is a train a bad person to go to the bar with? Because all he says is ""Chug Chug Chug"""