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Joke of the Day

"Q: How many Serbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two-one to shoot the old bulb out and one to screw the new one in."

"Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat? So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen."

"This morning I woke up confused and in the dark. Then it dawned on me."

"TIL: Ropes can pass through themselves Ohh wait they can knot."

"There is this new awesome technology to do group chats... It's called ""put your damn phone away and join the conversation!"""

"I went to see my Dentist to have a tooth pulled, but he was on holiday. The guy standing in for him refused to do it. He said he was only filling in."

"Fine, you drive. I won't tell you how. I'll just yell WE'RE GONNA DIE WE'RE GONNA DIE! I'M GONNA THROW UP AND WE'RE GONNA DIE til we arrive."

"Why is there no scope for dealers/middle men in the field of extractive metallurgy? Because he/she who smelt it, dealt it."

"Heard that the Lord Of The Rings author had a bit of a stammer. I tried to get his attention this one time and he said, ""Jay, are are you Tolkein to me?"""

"He's as sharp as a bowling ball."