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Joke of the Day
"Don't be an ass, be an arse. Do it with class."
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"Woman at dentist"
"Odd that the silent way to alert performers they should quickly end their act is a gesture to slice your own throat."
"Camping. Or as I like to call it: ""White people playing homeless."""
"I think we already know what's at the center of No Man's Sky's Galaxy Disappointment."
"I like my Women, like I Like my Water. Free"
"What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot? An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!"
"Traffic wardens are so nice in my area... they always leave notes on my car like 'Parking fine'. edit: this joke is fucking awful"
"I bought a Lamborghini that tells dark jokes It goes from 0-100 real fast"
"Why do rednecks love sandwiches? Because they're inbred too."