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Joke of the Day

"If you're buying your pregnancy test at the dollar store it's probably because he bought is his condoms there too."

"I went to the zoo the other day. It was empty, except for a single dog... It was a shih tzu :)"

"What do you call a gorilla that's hair is two different colors? Harambre"

"My neighborhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs... I've been his customer for 6 years. I had no idea he was a barber!"

"Psychic wanted: You know where to apply."

"Jackson Pollock - great painter piss poor pictionary partner"

"'It's ok, I'm from the internet', I whisper from under your bed as you call the police."

"What breaks when u give it to a toddler? Her hips"

"I once farted in an elevator. It was wrong in so many levels."

"What does D.N.A. stand for? National Dyslexic Association."