207022

Joke of the Day

"I went to the zoo the other day. It was empty, except for a single dog... It was a shih tzu :)"

"Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons? They won't talk no matter how you grill them!"

"*puts dreamcatcher above bed* ""Sure hope this works"" *wakes up in the middle of the night* *Ryan Gosling is stuck in dreamcatcher* ""YES"""

"If Trump and Hillary were both drowning in a lake... would you want regular or sweet potato fries with your burger?"

"Twitter should give you rollover characters from your short tweets."

"Santa is never lonely He has many deer friends"

"You guys hear about that mathematics student who was flunking? He only understood his field to a degree and decided to look at it from a new angle."

"I think the little ledges in front of windows are silly."

"People are like onions... I always cry when I cut them up."

"I wanted to gift my brother a drum set... ...but I decided to keep it for myself. **badum tss**"