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Joke of the Day
"Jackson Pollock - great painter piss poor pictionary partner"
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"What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef! What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef!! What do you call a cow with two legs? YOUR MUM!!"
"I've decided never to buy anything off the Internet again, after getting conned last week. I ordered what was supposed to be the world's largest cardboard box, but the one it came in was bigger."
"How many Jewish grandmothers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? That's okay. I'll just sit here in the dark."
"What do you call an amphibian in disguise? Infrognito."
"WIFE: How's the ventriloquism going? ME: Not good. WIFE: But I got you that Ventriloquism For Dummies book. ME: I don't think he read it."
"Why does Kim Jong Un have an email? So he can eat all the spam."
"I doubt vodka has all the answers But it's worth a shot."
"Vagina jokes are not funny... Period."
"What's the difference between a Mexican and a computer? You only have to punch the information into a computer once."