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Joke of the Day
"What breaks when u give it to a toddler? Her hips"
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"[OC] What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes? ""I'll show myself out."""
"I made a joke up!!! Two midgets walk into a bar. edit: sorry I didn't set the bar very high for this joke. edit2: don't' worry- they're ok."
"Wondering why my jokes aren't being upvoted. All of my employees laugh at my jokes, so I'm obviously a funny guy."
"What's worse than being raped by your dad's penis? Also being forced to fill his Viagra prescription."
"[ISIS cuts off some dudes heads] Whoa thats messed up you better quit it! [ISIS breaks old rocks] OKAY WE HAVE TO STOP THEM NOW."
"What's black and white and red all over? A slaughtered penguin."
"Give a man a fish... Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Teach a man to google, he quits asking dumbass questions."
"What was the vegan craving when he got bit by a zombie? GRRRRRAAAAAIIIINNNNNSSSS"
"Knock, Knock Smell mop."