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Joke of the Day

"What breaks when u give it to a toddler? Her hips"

"How does every racist joke begin? *looks over both shoulders*"

"What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge? One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge."

"My friend asked why I have a folder named ""dick pics"" I told him because nobody will open it and find my porn."

"What's the most efficient way to break up with someone? Murder. I had to post this to r/jokes to keep from implicating myself"

"Be the change you're looking for between the couch cushions."

"I'm going to the reverse origami championship tomorrow Can't wait to see how it unfolds"

"Tell 'em how it 'tis, not how it 'twas: Edition 3. The joke used to be ""If ya lick 'er, it's quicker"". Now it's: if ya pin 'er, yer in 'er."

"I used to be square but then I gave my self to a higher power... Now I'm stuck in this cubical all day"

"Two fish are in a tank... The first fish says to the second fish, ""How do we drive this thing?"""