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Joke of the Day

"What does D.N.A. stand for? National Dyslexic Association."

"The Queen is so afraid of how the vote will turn out, she put Sam Smith in a boat circling Scotland singing ""Stay With Me"" into a megaphone."

"*runs into long lost friend* Him- I started out on the bottom now I'm a district MGR. what do you do? Me- I disappoint people"

"[GOP debate] JOHN KASICH: my dad was a mailman so i understand our nation's struggles MODERATOR: what how JK: i went through everyone's mail"

"What do you call a German physician who specializes in the epidermis of the scalp? Herr Doctor."

"How many Brazilians does it take to change a lightbulb? One Brazillion."

"""I don't care how much you hate this person, I REALLY suggest you two be friends."" -Facebook"

"I entered 10 puns into a pun contest in the hope that one would win... But no pun-in-ten did."

"A minister was asked by a politician ""Name something the government can do to help the church."" The minister replied ""Quit making one dollar bills."""

"What do you call jerking off two dicks with your elbows? The chicken dance."