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Joke of the Day
"Psychic wanted: You know where to apply."
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"What do you call the rabbit up the elephant's sweater ? Terrified !"
"As I stood under the running water in the shower I couldn't help but think of those poor, thirsty kids in Africa. It made me cum faster."
""" Could the cereal your children eat every morning be killing them? Tonite at 11 on abcnews56 we will tell you"" "" After several studies , no. """
"My doctor just told me I'm a compulsive liar. Then she gave me a blow job in her office."
"When should a mouse carry an umbrella ? When it's raining cats and dogs !"
"My sister told the police that I mistreat my pets. My own little sister! I guess that's the thanks I get for giving her a goldfish necklace."
"I live in Zimbabwe. My favorite rapper is 50 cent. Or as we like to call him, 400 million dollars."
"What's another name for a ""penis potato""? A dictator."
"How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They'll just beat the room for being black"