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Joke of the Day

"My neighborhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs... I've been his customer for 6 years. I had no idea he was a barber!"

"Have you heard about the new male birth control pill? You put it in your shoe and it makes you limp."

"I dated a meteorologist once just so I could be with a woman who wasn't right all the time."

"Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car."

"""If you like Google Glass, also try Bing Chewables."""

"How do you help a Jew with ADHD? Send him to a concentration camp."

"What did the left nut say to the right nut? That guy above us is a real dick"

"Last night, I was laying in my bed, looking up the stars as I thought to my self.. Where the fuck is my roof??"

"What's the most unsatisfying prank?"

"What did the Italian chef say when asked, ""How do make these triangular meatballs taste so good?"" *stereotypical Italian accent* I sauce-a these"