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Joke of the Day
"What do you always get on your birthday? Another year older!birt"
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"Four year olds can't even go for cigarettes or anything. Four year olds are useless."
"I'm On the Edge About Masturbation On one hand, it feels great. On the other, I can't feel a thing."
"When your phone is wet, put it in a bag of rice ...the rice will attract Asians, and they will proceed to fix your phone."
"[NSFW] How do you keep a woman screaming hours after having sex Finish on the curtains"
"Two deer walk out of a gay bar As they are leaving one says to the other, ""I can't believe you blew forty bucks in there!"""
"My phone died doing what it loves: dying."
"[homocide scene] DETECTIVE:""my god, in my 25 years on the force i've never seen a dead ghost."" COP:""sir?, we covered the body with a sheet."""
"Is everything expensive or I'm just poor?"
"Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stpehen hawking after a house fire."