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Joke of the Day
"Four year olds can't even go for cigarettes or anything. Four year olds are useless."
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"The shortest tribe in the world The Fuckawee tribe....In the long grass you can hear their chant...Where the Fuckawee!"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Craig ! Craig who ? Craig in the wall !"
"911, what's your emergency? ""I'm masturbating too much."" Sir that's not really a problem. ""One sec. HEAR THAT MOM? NOW GET OFF MY CASE."""
"How many monastic women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None... they live an ascetic lifestyle and prefer to not use electricity."
"I stayed up all night, because I wanted to see where the sun went... Then it dawned on me."