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Joke of the Day
"[NSFW] How do you keep a woman screaming hours after having sex Finish on the curtains"
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"People treat me like a god... They don't talk to me unless they want something."
"The Reddit Button has ended, I'm de-pressed Looks like I waited too long"
"Why are there so many female archeologists? Because women love digging up the past."
"Splashed myself while washing the dishes naked At least I can say I got my dick wet"
"I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost three days already."
"What type of pasta is no longer used in Canada? Penny ..."
"""Dad why was I called Holly?"" cos u were born at a special time of year ""And me dad?"" yes Summer and u too ""And me too dad?"" yes Easter-Egg"
"Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died? Because he just couldn't bereave it."
"Women are good for 70 things. cleaning house, and 69"