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Joke of the Day
"My phone died doing what it loves: dying."
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"I only have one hand.... So i shop at secondhand stores."
"How does the beer brewer get around with a broken ankle? He hops."
"*Stands at produce aisle *Grabs GIANT zucchini *Holds it high in the air *Yells: Is THIS cucumber big enough for you, honey?!?!?!"
"The opening scene of the movie ""Saving Private Ryan"" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade."
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