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Joke of the Day

"Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stpehen hawking after a house fire."

"Planters will be distributing exclusively to airlines. That's just plane nuts."

"Just found out my bank won't cash these so-called ""rain checks."" This is bullshit."

"In every teen body-swap film there's that moment where they look in the mirror & are shocked to see an adult. That's my morning routine now."

"What do Mexican people call really upbeat TV shows? CCTV"

"What girl's name is like a letter? Kay (K)."

"I saw a homeless guy in town shouting about a lot of random stuff... It was a vague rant."

"The rape game... --Do you want to play the rape game? --No! --That's the spirit..."

"A soldier survived mustard gas in battle, and then pepper spray by the police He's now a seasoned veteran."

"An Iraqi official calls all of his 8 Saddam's doubles... He says, i have good news, and bad news. The good is that Saddam is alive, the bad is that he lost an arm."