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Joke of the Day

"I'm On the Edge About Masturbation On one hand, it feels great. On the other, I can't feel a thing."

"Why did the hovering guitarist always look worried? He was always fretting over something or other..."

"Did you know the average performer can subsist off of one compliment for multiple nanoseconds?"

"Q: Is Google a he or a she? A: A she, no doubt, because it wont let you finish your sentence without suggesting other ideas."

"Who wants to get enraged and go persecute Christians? No one."

"I sexually identify as a Canadian... I'm eh-sexual."

"Jealous of how pineapples always have cool hair."

"A Russian guy goes for an eye test The doctor tells him to read the following : MHXYHDGUGNKAZ. Then the Russian says,""Read this? I even know that guy, he is my cousin's friend."

"What was the first mention of soccer in the bible? When Jesus went up for the cross."

"Why was the sick eagle in prison? Because she was illegal."