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Joke of the Day

"When your phone is wet, put it in a bag of rice ...the rice will attract Asians, and they will proceed to fix your phone."

"I uploaded a video about viruses on YouTube.. It went viral 8D"

"Mike Pence has a strong resume, including Governor of Indiana and Shawshank Prison Guard. #VPDebate"

"What do Africans eat for breakfast? Ebola cereal"

"Why do abusive clowns make good comedians? They just hit you funny."

"Vince Vaughn supports the right to carry guns in public. So if you ever wander into 1 of his movies, you can just shoot yourself."

"Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!"

"My family seemed kinda happy that the rice I made yesterday fell on the floor before I could serve it tonight."

"Always remember these 2 words in your life which will open many doors to you. Push and pull."

"I'm a professional click-baiter. AMA! What I did there....Did you see it?"