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Joke of the Day

"When your phone is wet, put it in a bag of rice ...the rice will attract Asians, and they will proceed to fix your phone."

"What's the one good thing about a pedophile? They drive slow through school zones."

"What do you call it when guys find older women unusually attractive? The Stunning-Cougar Effect."

"I'm ""yells at people who drive too fast in my neighborhood"" years old"

"No mom I won't go to ""night school,"" I already get what night is, it's that bullshit thing where the sun turns into the moon for a few hours"

"One time my mom dropped her phone while she was talking to me then picked it up and said ""You OK?"""

"Did you hear about the girl who went fishing with five guys ? All she came back with was a red snapper."

"Whenever I see a car with an ""Italia"" bumper sticker on it, I always write ""Gen"" in front of it because I'm an adult."

"how did harry potter get down the hill? walking jk rowling"

"Tried Turkish food today... It was revolting"